Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

Failed to follow up the fresh as funk first entry, initally through a combination of needing to study (exams in 11 days!), laziness and creative block and, earlier today, because I forgot my username. Thankfully, I didn't forgot that resilience is my middle name (touché!) and I've sorted that out.

Felt driven to 1-up my last blogosphere outing...such a cool word...and if I've learned anything from my favourite bloggers it's to recycle, recycle, recycle. I woke up this morning from a supercool dream and had to write it down, so i posted it on Facebook and now I'm posting it here. It refers to my Irish med-student-guru-brethren James and came to me like a song I wrote:

"Woah! Just awoke from the funniest (in hindsight) dream evarr!! Jimbo, you became an insane composite of Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man (lame Invisible Man ripoff, but with Elizabeth Shue looking hot to trot) and Jeff Goldblum in The Fly (gruesome Cronenberg horror...very funny, though...with Geena Davis looking strangely '80s goofy-hot) in which you were disfigured nastily, but capable of turning invisible...and lost your mind as a side-effect...you were cool with the disfigurement and only seemed to do the invisible thing when you tried to use it to sexually assault the hot defenseless love interest...sure it was someone we/I know, but don't remember. Goldblum made a cameo as a worried friend. Crazy ish!

"Ended with me attempting to restrain your crazy ass (now strangely transformed back to normal Snoop Doggy Jimbo...think I might've forgot to keep you disfigured, or that, subconscious of my subconscious, wouldn't let myself touch dude in icky Fly-looking form). I was forced to let go as you began conversing with the dean of the Uni who handed you a diploma and (this shows your utter insanity-but peace and love to Swindon) made reference to you going off to teach in Swindon...ended there...this'd make for a super low budget flick...on Youtube or summat...could make you a celebrity overnight...and I know that's what you need in your life."

Once I get my exams out of the way I'll shoot a low budget youtube video and use the leverage gained from my subsequent internet infamy to get a movie deal, or (bit of a stretch) A & R gig, or something.

Anyway, in the spirit of rehashing, I'll jump on the bandwagon everyone else was on and big up my fave '06 albums (a week into '07) with my next post. Like listening to Ja Rule, the knowledge noone else is on it anymore adds a refreshing new appeal. Sionara.